Thursday, February 6, 2014

PTFC Player Chant ideas


I've sat down and tried to figure out some chants that are relatively easy to remember and simple to sing.  Like me.... simple and easy.  I tried to keep it to something the whole north end could sing together.... but these are just ideas.  You can tell me if there's any winners or losers in here.... and I'm sure you will.



Will Johnson to chorus of "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie

Will Johnson YOU
You got what we ne-eed
We're here in the North End
Where you know you have your friends
Will Johnson yoooou
Got what we ne-eed
We're here in the North End
Where you know you have your friends




Mikey mo-money to tune of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver

Mikey Mo
Take us home
From the back line
To the goal
Mikey Mo
Take us home
Score a goal
My Mikey mo


Diego Chara to the tune of "The Ants Go Marching One By One"
(Bastardized from a chant by Mike Perron)

Diego he wears white and green
Cha-RA Cha-RA
Diego he plays for our team
Cha-RA Cha-RA
Diego he wears white and green
He's rough and tough and lean and mean
Di-ego Cha-ra 
He wears white and green


Fernandez to chorus of "Stray Cat Strut" by the Stray Cats

Oooooooooh ooooooh oooooooh oooooh
Oooooooooh ooooooh oooooooh oooooh
There's La Gata strolling on the pitch
Oooooooooh ooooooh oooooooh oooooh
Giving all the goalkeepers reasons for fits
Oooooooooh ooooooh oooooooh oooooh
He scores all the goals like he don't care
He Struts right by with his nose in the air

He's La Gata (he's the TA's cat)
A Feline Casanova, (hey he's where it's at)
He gets love thrown at him in the North end
He scores his goals just as fast as he cannnnn


Urruti to the chorus of "Maggie Mae" by the Pietasters

There's a place where we all go
To watch footy when we feel low
Drink ourselves into a state
The Timbers Army won't be late

Urruti score us another goal
We need another goal
Take away our troubles bro
Urruti score us another goal
We need another goal
Take away our troubles bro


Frederic Piquionne to the chorus of "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees

Frede-ric Pi-quionne
We know you'll score a goal
You're a
Top level striker
And a 
Favorite at ho-o-o-ooooome
So cheers for Piquionne
We know you'll score a goal
Cuz We're proud you are a Timber
And a 
terror on the rooooooooad


Ka-lif Al-Hassan to tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond

Haaaaaaaandsss (do jazz hands)
Big Jazz haaaaands
Reaching uuuupppp (higher)
Touch the staaaarrrsss (even higher)
Touch the mooooooooooon (on tiptoes jazz hands stretched high)
KA-liiiiiiif Al-HASSAN 
bom bom bommmm (straight arm "clap clap clap" with the boms)
Jazz hands never looked so good
So good so good so good
KA-lif Al-HASSAN
bom bom bommmm ("clap clap clap" with the boms)
YOU've gotta earn that piece of woooood
So 
raise 
your....
(Repeat from top)



Darlington Nagbe to the tune of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

You've gotta know when to hold it (when to hold it)
Know when to shoot it (when to shoot it)
know when to cross the ball and
Know when to run
So mister Daaarling-ton Nag-be
Take us to the
Top of the table
There'll be time enough for clappinnnn
when the Cup is won




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